Win a Philips Beard Trimmer 9000 and Shave with LASERS!

But some people can. And those people deserve to have technology on their side. That’s where the Philips Beard Trimmer 9000 comes in. While you won’t be going all Obi Wan Kenobi on your facial hair, the laser will ensure you’re getting an even shave.

We’re giving away one of these $100 bad boys!

It features:

  • Frickin’ lasers, people!
  • Zoom wheel that locks-in your chosen length setting
  • Dual-sided reversable trimmer for those tight nooks and crannies
  • LED display
  • 60 minute battery life (for hairy backs?)


Don’t have facial hair? Regift it!

The only way you can win the Philips Beard Trimmer 9000 is by being a member of The World’s Worst Intern Program. It’s the worst because you pay us to work on the show, do absolutely no work, and we get your money. For every $1/episode you donate, you get 1 raffle ticket for our virtual draw! And we get to keep the show on the air.

Winner announced on the November 25th Show!

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