Worst. Comic-Con Costumes. EVER.

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G&B Contributor Matthew Smith braved the avalanche of Hot Chicks in Skimpy Outfits photos from Comic-Con to find the worst dressed cosplayers — EVER.

But this is actually a Power Ranger, right? The red one with Walter White undies to be precise. Good luck with all of that!

But this is actually a Power Ranger, right? The red one with Walter White undies to be precise. Good luck with all of that!

It's great that Wonder Woman has a choke-hold on a somewhat friendly walker but hopefully this scene takes a twist where the walker wins the battle in the end. Would you want to be choked out by a hairy Wonder Woman in your lifetime?

It’s great that Wonder Woman has a choke-hold on a somewhat friendly walker but hopefully this scene takes a twist where the walker wins the battle in the end. Would you want to be choked out by a hairy Wonder Woman in your lifetime?

Now, wait just a minute! What's going on here? You have a Venom (or is it really a Batman?) utility belt along with the Wonder Woman skirt and her chest piece. The face and arms are in ninja gear. Is your name Wonder Ninja Bat by any chance?

Now, wait just a minute! What’s going on here? You have a Venom (or is it really a Batman?) utility belt along with the Wonder Woman skirt and her chest piece. The face and arms are in ninja gear. Is your name Wonder Ninja Bat by any chance?

Is that retired basketball star Shaquille O'Neal portraying Dr. Manhattan in The Watchmen sequel? Well, whoever this is, I think he'll definitely need just a bit more blue to portray the role properly. Until he does so, let's put The Watchmen 2 on hold for now.

Is that retired basketball star Shaquille O’Neal portraying Dr. Manhattan in The Watchmen sequel? Well, whoever this is, I think he’ll definitely need just a bit more blue to portray the role properly. Until he does so, let’s put The Watchmen 2 on hold for now.

With a golden bazooka along with armoured cross gear, why would Mr. T need multiple 24-Karat gold neck-chains anymore? Wait a second... Mr. T was a comic book character? Tell me more.

With a golden bazooka along with armoured cross gear, why would Mr. T need multiple 24-Karat gold neck-chains anymore? Wait a second… Mr. T was a comic book character? Tell me more.

These Star Wars costumes of Boba Fett (left) and Darth Maul (right) must've been on sale at a Bargain Harold's store. Do you notice how the light reflects off of their dim plastic gear? And is Boba Fett really looking to join The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as soon as this Comic-Con ends?

These Star Wars costumes of Boba Fett (left) and Darth Maul (right) must’ve been on sale at a Bargain Harold’s store. Do you notice how the light reflects off of their dim plastic gear? And is Boba Fett really looking to join The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as soon as this Comic-Con ends?

I have no idea what's going on here. Are the big movie executives planning to mash Star Wars and The NHL into a series while an older DeadMau5 provides the soundtrack? DeadMau5, known for driving Mayor Ford around the streets of Toronto last week, is showing off his Canadian roots at this years Comic-Con.

I have no idea what’s going on here. Are the big movie executives planning to mash Star Wars and The NHL into a series while an older DeadMau5 provides the soundtrack? DeadMau5, known for driving Mayor Ford around the streets of Toronto last week, is showing off his Canadian roots at this years Comic-Con.

It looks like V from Vendetta and Spiderman were partners in crime (top right) in an obscure Comic-Con Convention kind of way. Little did we know that Peter Parker was a lot younger (bottom right) and peaceful (top left) than we would expect but at least we all get to see what the real Spiderman looks like without the mask. (yes, that's the girl from Game of Thrones)

It looks like V from Vendetta and Spiderman were partners in crime (top right) in an obscure Comic-Con Convention kind of way. Little did we know that Peter Parker was a lot younger (bottom right) and peaceful (top left) than we would expect but at least we all get to see what the real Spiderman looks like without the mask. (yes, that’s the girl from Game of Thrones)

I had no idea The 'Stay Puffed' Marshmellow Man had a best friend with an invincible television screen in his chest? Is The Marshmallow Man lending help to his bald-headed friend who will maybe be a part of the Ghostbusters 3 movie cast? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

I had no idea The ‘Stay Puffed’ Marshmellow Man had a best friend with an invincible television screen in his chest? Is The Marshmallow Man lending help to his bald-headed friend who will maybe be a part of the Ghostbusters 3 movie cast? I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

You can see the elegance and sleekness a black suit brings out in a man, especially if your name is Darth Vader.  As you can see, The Storm Trooper ladies always dig men that wear fashioned suits. May the force be with them!

You can see the elegance and sleekness a black suit brings out in a man, especially if your name is Darth Vader. As you can see, The Storm Trooper ladies always dig men that wear fashioned suits. May the force be with them!

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