Prisoner Sues Beyonce, Kanye, Jay Z and More for Stealing His Lyrics While He Was in Jail

Richard Dupree is mad. Not only is his life leeching away as he sits in a California jail, but he also has to endure watching Beyonce, Kanye West, Jay Z, Rihanna and Chris Brown make bazillions off lyrics he wrote. Or so he says.

According to a lawsuit filed back on April 21, Dupree contends that these stars worked with the FBI, the CIA and Homeland Security (and probably the NSA, Seal Team 6 and the people who know how to put Caramilk in the Caramilk bar) to spy on him, during which occasion they stole his lyric. Lyrics for at least 3,000 songs.

If you’d like to read the lawsuit, fill yer boots. But before you dismiss this, let’s remember that Jay Z and Beyonce are part of the Illuminati.

(John found this at The Huffington Post.)

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