The Weirdest Records of All Time

I have some pretty strange records buried in my collection.  For some reason, I have a 7-inch single from 1960s that you was supposed to teach budgies–yes, the birds–how to talk.  You put it on for the little buggers and assuming that they paid attention, they’d start chirping all sorts of cuteness at you.  I seem to recall having budgies as a kid, but they were mute despite the records.

Over the years I seem to have accumulated some seriously strange records, but nothing quite up to the, er, quality of this Vice/Noisey list.  For example…

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