The Duck Dynasty Christmas Album is Outselling the New Britney Spears Record

Let’s just ponder that headline for a moment.  How does it make you feel?  That there is a God?  That’s there’s no God?  That American has now entered the Idiocracy?  That the end of the American empire? Dementia brought on by chemtrails?

Last week, Duck the Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas debuted at #4 with 136,000 copies.  Compare that with Britney’s debut Britney Jean this week with 107,000 units.

Meanwhile, the Robertsons sold another 104,000 copies, which was good for #5.  That’s only a 23% drop from its first week sales, which in this day and age is pretty good.

Again, draw your own conclusions. Some additional commentary here.

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