Steve Chmelar was shocked. Was that one of his foam fingers being being rubbed against Miley Cyrus’ crotch on live TV? Why, yes it was. He was outraged.
You see, Steve Chmelar invented the foam finger in 1971.
She took an honorable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and degraded it.
Don’t worry, Steve. Your foam finger will still be around long after the world has forgotten Miley Cyrus.