It’s the 2018 #BacktoSchool gift guide and Michael’s hopscotching across the country showing off an augmented reality chemistry set. Patrick Stewart better beam-up Guinan if he’s going to reprise his role as Jean Luc Picard. Our resident Trekkie(r) explains why. And the geeks get an email from A Very Important Person who may or may not be REALLY mad at them. Plus, Alan’s Mom drinks from a bladder. Wait, what?