Bitcoin-powered sex toys. Welcome to 2018.

Never has the price of currency been so sexxxxxy.

Want to make people interested in bitcoin? Tie it to sex.

There’s a new line of “adult toys” that are more or less intense based on the current price of the cryptocurrency.

The higher the price, the more intense the vibration. Should the price deflate… well… you get the idea.

Go ahead and check the calendar – this is not an April Fool’s Day joke.

Adult entertainment platform CamSoda recently introduced BitCast, which allows users the option to sync their toys with the coin’s value. There’s a choice of currency – bitcoin, Ethereum and Litecoin – but the response is the same: “The intensity of the vibration increases when the real-time price of bitcoin (or whatever of the three cryptocurrencies the user has chosen) rises,” Fortune reports.

Clever and possibly opportunistic Daryn Parker, vice president at CamSoda, says “With people constantly tracking their cryptocurrency investments, we saw an opportunity to offer them simultaneous sexual pleasure derived exclusively from price fluctuations.”

Write your own jokes about sex, money, getting screwed financially, etc.

Not only do purchasers of three types of cryptocurrency have the option of signing on and getting off, there’s a variety of compatible toys too: dildos, butt plugs, vibrators and anything else hidden away in a bedside drawer. Just download the Body Chat app and connect your wifi-enabled toy and strap in –er, settle in for a wild night.

Don’t have a toy that’s ready to rock the future of finances? Lovense sells “teledildonic” toys, Bluetooth-enabled gadgets and can be controlled by your smartphone (or your partner’s) whether it’s in the same room or over a long distance.

This isn’t the first time CamSoda has been at the forefront of digital trends. BTCManager says the company launched a streaming site last year “that aimed to mimic successful live-stream sites, like Snapchat and Instagram live, where people could watch others go about their day-to-day activities, without necessarily including sex or nudity.”

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    Really appreciate the article. The future looks bright for Teledildonics!
    Interactive pleasure toys are getting more mainstream love. Even to the point that other niches are now embracing them in their core activities!

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