First Date? Tell Her You Like The Boss.

Totally scientific, I’m sure.

Bruce Springsteen: You’re a monster in the sack.

Rod Stewart: You’re gross.

David Bowie: You’re selective, but slutty.

Kanye West: You’re kinda mean. In a hot way.

Jay Z: You don’t take any shit. Or at least you know that you’re not supposed to.

Beastie Boys: You believe that loyalty is rewarded.

The Arcade Fire: You spend the first third of relationship in a romantic frenzy and the last two trying to justify it.

The Ramones: Unless you’re over 40, you’re trying to be cool.

Rush: You’re a man. And a nerdy one at that.

There’s more at HowAboutWe.com (and thanks to Julia for the link.)

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